The Importance of Being Lauren

Tomorrow is the Breaking Dawn release party at Barnes and Noble!! Monkey and I are very excited about it!! Monkey is going to go as Alice, and you can probably guess what I'm wearing....

In my church classes I might be considered a "Nerd" by the other kids. I answer most of the questions, take notes, and thank the teachers after every lesson for preparing it for us. Sometimes though I say or ask off the wall, crazy, goofball things that makes everybody laugh at me. (Note that I say something crazy every week no exception.) Well I guess I'm half "Class Clown" and half "Nerd" how interesting......This is just one of the dorky outburst from yesterday: Beehive Teacher: Okay you read Isaiah, and you (Cameo) read Jeremiah, and you Mosiah. Monkey: Um....What scripture did you say for Cameo? Teacher: Jeremiah. Monkey: What did you say? Teacher again: I said Jeremiah.....This is where I sang," Was a bullfrog!!" Then there was silence for one small moment,and then there was a burst of laughter that came out of every mouth in the room. I'm very glad that my teacher just laughed along with the rest of us. *Hm...Actually I'm p...

Yes, it's yet another stinky deodorant complaint. Last time it was Monkey's horrible smelling "Fresh Arctic Apple" deodorant, sadly this time it is completely worse because it's times two! My dad yet again bought horrible smelling deodorant. But not only for Monkey, but also for poor Caterpillar! He got Caterpillar All Natural Patchouli deodorant. I can't can't put into words how bad that smells! It's horrible! I'm sure that there is a warning label on there that we missed that reads," Warning : This deodorant is guaranteed to make everyone within 24 feet of you want to run away or faint from your overpowering smell. Not recommended for anyone that has a boyfriend, fiance, or any other relationship that you want to keep..... " I don't think it is any accident that Caterpillar often "forgets" to put on deodorant most of the time. Do you? *I thought deodorant is supposed to make you smell better not worse!*

One of my bad habits is that when I talk I get distracted very easily, and then I say things that I really don't mean. This is the most recent incident....."Oh, really that's horrible? My grandfather died from a haircut also!!" Then everybody in the car that I was in started laughing hysterically, and then I realized what I had said. Sadly it was too late to correct myself.....Last week at Mutual one of the girls said to another who wasn't there the day of my embarrassing mistake,"Yeah. Well Sunbum's grandfather died of a haircut!! *giggle* I wonder how bad it was....." Of course the other girl almost wet her pants from laughing so hard much to my horror then everyone else wanted to no what was so funny. Yes, yet again everybody laughs at me and not with me. They laugh, and laugh, and laugh until it grows old, and I say something else dorky that they can laugh at...... *What I meant to say was "heartattack". And in my defence I was still th...

I got this quiz from Beau and Emily! Surprisingly the horrible Parental Blocks accessed this Blog! You Are Snow White! Pure and trusting. You are a gentle soul who can get along with just about anyone. Everyone you meet instantly falls in love with you. How can they resist? You have a pure, lovable nature that's irresistible. Just don't trust everyone who comes across your path. Which Disney Princess Are You?

I saw the Valedictorian at the library last Friday! I remembered her from the article that I read in the local newspaper about her achievements, and that she volunteered at the library. Yes, I know I'm a nerd for reading the paper, knowing who the Valedictorian is, and knowing her academic plans for the future. I excitedly whispered to my mom,"That's her, that's her!! The Valedictorian!!" My mom told me that I should congratulate her because I would love it if somebody did it to me. Then she started quoting,"Do unto others as...." That's where I rudely interuppted and walked over to her and stammered,"Um....Hi...I saw you in the newspaper, and I think that being Valedictorian is really awesome! So congragulations!" She and I both looked embarrassed but she still said "thanks", and then we parted. After that I bragged to my siblings that I talked to the Valedictorian! As you could probably guess they were really jealous of me......

Thank you, thank you, thank you Alice for sending me this awesome shirt! I love it beyond the point of comprehension! I would also like to thank you for bringing me back to my senses. That's right I'm on Team Edward again! Of course I would have gone to your Blog to express my thanks unto you first, but alas the horrible Parental Blocks just had to strike again!...... I was in Twilight Heaven when I opened the package and pulled out this amazing shirt! Isn't it awesome?! Why I'm doing that with my lips is a mystery even to me. Do you see what it says? This is the Edward that I want to bite me. No Robert Pattinson thank you. *I know that this post is already in the awesome overload, but I just wanted to say for one last time (in this post).....Alice I think you're awesome!!*

There's a crazy dude in Kung-Fu that my family and I call Man-Crush. The following is the reasons that he's crazy, and the first of many stories behind his name...... It all started one Monday evening Kung-Fu class, I was minding my own business and doing what my teacher told me to do; when I noticed a guy in the corner that I had never seen before. He was watching ogling Kevin do jump-kicks with two other kids and telling the dude next to him," Kevin is so awesome! I mean he teaches and he's still at the top of his game! When I tried to teach I always forget things, but I mean Kevin , well Kevin is totally at the top of his game!!". When Master J. finally let Kevin take a break he was completely red in the face, and breathing really hard. Then Man-Crush came up to him like an excited puppy while waving the Powerade and saying,"Kevin! Kevin! Do you want some Powerade?" Kevin responded by telling him,"No, *huff* thanks *puff* man.....*gasp*...

Wonderful Upop (as heard on XM radio) has just introduced my mom and I to this amazing band from Denmark called..... Alphabeat !! I love them for their peppy, cute, musical sounding songs that are easy to sing along to. Their adorable videos are super fun to watch also. This band is just plain awesome!! So I recommend all of you to give them a try!!.......

H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y Brynn and Cherstin whoo!! Yeah, I'm in cheerleader mood right now..... Anyway I think you guys are the awesomest sister set eveh (after Monkey and I of course)!! You guys are awesome because.... Brynn: It's like your super power or something to make me laugh at everything you write, or at least to make me crack a smile. You're really sweet and optimistic, and completely awesome! I always feel so much happier when I come back from your Blog!! Cherstin: I love your Blog I never know what to expect......Background wise.....I promise that as soon as I get my dad to access your Blog on the horrible Parental Blocks that I have to endure :( I'll come back!! I still love your Blog just so you know, by the way what background are you using now?...... "Happy happy birthday Brynn and Cherstin dear happy days will come to you all year.........."

Dear Stomach, I'm terribly sorry that I ate both sauerkraut , and burritos at lunch today. I know that I was very foolish to commit a crime so horrendous, and I'm truly sorry for the pain that I caused you. I would also like to apologize for drinking a milkshake even though you already felt like dying, I honestly didn't feel your pain until after I had already finished. I hope you will accept my apology, and also understand that I have learned my lesson and I will never do it again. Lots of Love (and pain)- Sunbum *This really did happen, you can ask my mom. I came moaning onto her bed and she said,"If you ate a burrito and sauerkraut for lunch then I have no sympathy for you!" I stared at her in disbelief. "How did you know?" I asked her astonished. She laughed and shook her head at me and said,"No sympathy, none at all. It's your own fault. You are the one that started the war between the Mexicans and the Germans." *sniff* My mother ...

My dad took my siblings and I on a shopping adventure to Kroger last Friday. While we were in the produce aisle my dad asked Buster to get a cantaloupe. Buster quickly began his process of picking a good cantaloupe by knocking on the outside of it. (When he did that Monkey and I said in squeaky voices," Yes ....Who is it?" Sadly he didn't hear us.) The next step was putting his ear to the cantaloupe to "hear" if the cantaloupe was sweet. Poor Buster wasn't able to finish choosing because dad turned around and saw him!! Buster was especially embarrassed when everybody started calling him The Cantaloupe Whisperer . *By the way Buster started a Blog yesterday clickedy here to check out The Burrito Boy !!!*

This post is brought to you from Sunbum's Dorky Injuries Report. The following is just to assure you that this is not being written from behind or beyond the grave....... Anybody who has ever read my Blog would know that it's just a walk in the park for me when it comes to hitting my head on car doors , and munching the floor in skipping accidents , or pouring scorching hot cereal on my face!! Sadly it wasn't any of those things this time. Today I got to try something new and " different" in the kitchen injury department. It wasn't the dorkiest thing that I've done, and it wasn't life threatening (If anybody was worried)it was just plain old Sunbum dorkiness......Can you guess what I did? I was attacked by the papercut giving "Paper Plate of Doom" at lunch!! I have the cuts to prove it too! Yes, you may laugh now.....