The Importance of Being Lauren

I just had one of the best mornings ever!!! Last night for Mutual our class decorated Halloween cookies, and delivered them to people in our Ward. Sadly Monkey and I could not attend the activity, so I didn't think anymore about it. At about 7:00 in the morning I got up to make the lunches of my "schooler" siblings. As I stumbled across the kitchen I noticed a plateful of beautiful pumpkin shaped cookies on the counter with my name on it! (Literally) I would like to thank my teachers and all the girls in my class for this!!! It was really thoughtful of you all, and I would like you to know that I really appreciate it!!! I love you guys, and I think you're all awesomerific!!!!!!!

Halloween is less than a week away!!!!! There are a couple reasons why Halloween makes my "Top Four Favorite Holidays" list every year, is ....well to be honest...I like it because it's a lot of fun!

Oh my goodness!!!!!! A couple minutes ago at dinner I had this terrible experience that I hope will never be subjected to ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You see I was just absentmindedly enjoying my ravioli at dinner, and my mom who had already finished hers was going through the grocery bags and exclaimed,"Papi, I see that you've bought this lovely loofah for yourself. What's that all about?" My dad got defensive about his new ugly loofah and said,"Well I was tired of using that puny white spongy so I had to get this ." Suddenly I heard in a faint voice the description of "puny white spongy". "Wait a minute........" I thought to myself; that sounds just like my spongy, the one that I bought for camp...............(all of this thinking only took a second) And then............ "Noooooooooooo!!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!!! That's my spongy!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!!! You scrubbed your nasty butt with the spo...

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Last week while my familia and I raided our local Kroger store we met this rude lovely lady on the reject aisle . I personally think the lovely lady was badly in need of a couple of glasses of apple juice, and a couple of reeealllly long naps!!!!!! My feisty middle sister Caterpillar is notoriously known for her temper-tantrums, and her "stubborn as a mule" attitude. At one store all the employees know her by name and they shake their heads and mumble,"It's Caterpillar! The girl with the baddest attitude in all of Tacoville!!!!!" every time we come in. (Just like in Hello Dolly where the waiters all start whispering,"It's Dolly! It's Dolly! The lady with the biggest appetite in all of New York City!!!") Anyway the most recent tantrum was over her doctors appointment, she was so upset that she yelled at my mom,"I'm not going home with you! I'm going to live here forever!!!" She even sat down in the middle of the aisle t...