Est. 2007: A Compellation of Mishaps, Funny Stories, and Random Thoughts
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Halloween is less than a week away!!!!! There are a couple reasons why Halloween makes my "Top Four Favorite Holidays" list every year, is....well to be honest...I like it because it's a lot of fun!
Yesterday I went to my grandparents house to go and see their new dog. While we were there some of us started playing their Wii, and the rest of us watched a movie. While I was watching the movie my dad walked into the room and said," Connor is here." I couldn't believe what I was hearing so I said, "What?!!....um.... I mean so what? Who cares?" Then my aunt smiled and sweetly said,"Sunbum, will you go and get me a glass of water from the kitchen?" "Uh, sure." I answered. So I walked down the stairs and saw him. I gasped in horror when I found that in fact my dad wasn't lying to me, he truly was there sitting on the sofa where I had just rested my butt on, then I realized that his dad was Home Teaching !!! I pulled myself together and ran past the living room where they were sitting (he was facing my way so of course he saw), and into the kitchen. I fumbled while trying to pull a glass down as fast as possible, and accidentally made a...
A couple days ago my sister and I were sitting in the living room, talking. She brought up how disgusting speedos are. My brother just happened to pass by at that very moment. He turned around and said, "Why are you talking about Superman panties?" My sister and I burst out laughing. We started teasing him about it too. Then about a week after that we went to the pool. We were all jumping in and screaming, when suddenly my brother dived in as he yelled "Look at me! I'm Wonder Woman!!!" He made a huge splash and came up choking because he swallowed water. My mom told him to make up his mind. Was he Superman or Wonder Woman? Well he's definitely not Wonder Woman, and he's totally not Superman. This poor boy doesn't know who he is. How would you help him on his journey to find his secret identity?
The geese at our park are snobbish, spoiled, and mean. They also enjoy chasing children into the water. Yes, that would be me . We wanted to feed them but because of their rudeness we decided to walk on instead. We walked, and walked until we got to the fishing pond at the back of the park. While walking around Buster found a fishing wire, and hook. The rest of my siblings were impressed, and wanted to fish too . Soon almost all of them had their own sticks, and wires. They were determined to catch at least one fish. All of them kept coming to mom, and I to get Wheat Puffs to tie on their wires. Buster suddenly came running towards us. Before he could catch his breath he told us,"*gasp* I learned this at Boy Scout camp! *huff* Can I have more food ?!" Mom and I fell over with laughter. Buster looked confused. She said to him," No wonder you liked it there! You were probably eating all the time" After that we stayed for thirty more minutes. Much to their disappoi...
I want to know NOW! :D
ReplyDeleteThat putrescent puking pumpkin is...uh...nice. ;)
hey sunbum whats you doin for Halloween?
ReplyDeletethat's gross!
ReplyDeleteI love halloween
it rocks
any big plans??
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I can't believe that it's almost the end of October!
Dude, I want summer already.
I love Halloween, too. I love that picture, pretty funny. That's what I do when I eat too much candy :D
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