The Importance of Being Lauren

Happy Birthday Monkey!!! You and your ginormous booty! I love the Spaghettios pig! This is exactly what I was talking about! I would be able to make a real birthday post if I didn't have to delete so many of these kinds of pictures! We both are! No matter how many times you try to deny it! One of the few pictures of just you! Before you were a Kung-Fu person........ I guess a pine needle isn't as good a candle but if the wish you made that day came true it was totally worth it......Oh wait! I'm still here so it must not have worked. :) Wow! You look happy in this picture even though you don't like Smores chips! Don't hurt me for putting this up! *me running to hide* Your new favorite show! Everybody who wants to wish Monkey a "Happy, Happy Birthday" come HERE !!!!!

Bad News: The Art Museum trip was cancelled yesterday due to bad weather. *sniffle* Good News: It's cold again!!! I can't even begin to tell you how happy I am not to sweat when I go outside!!!! Now since I don't have an excuse to skip Blogging I gift you with this story: A couple minutes ago while all my siblings and I were sprawled across my moms bed my sister Monkey started chanting,"Frijoles! Frijoles! Frijoles!" I was puzzled to why she would be saying that repeatedly so I said,"Uh. Do you know that "Frijoles" means beans?" " Really ?" She asked incredulously. "I thought it meant tacos or something....." *me shaking my head in disbelief* Different Story: Caterpillar: That's a bloody lie!! Mom: The lie is bleeding? Me: Yes. It's no longer white.

Merry Christmas everybody!!! This afternoon I took on the chore of listening to the piled up messages on my moms phone. It's really is a grueling job, but I enjoy doing it. Anyway back to what happened...... So first I went through the usual boring messages, and then I heard the formal serious voice in the receiver say,"Um...I would like to tell you that your daughter Monkey has won our Colossal Stocking !!!" I screamed at Monkey who was playing on the computer,"You won, you won the Ginormous Colossal Stocking!!!!" I was jumping up and down while saying all of that, while Monkey's face was completely passive and she shrugged her shoulders and said,"So...." I was shocked, because when I won last year I was so excited I practically died of happiness. (check here for pictures of my Christmas booty.) When I was finished being happy for her unimpressed self; she told me that the only slip she put in was the one I filled out for her !! What can I sa...

It's my birthday!!!!! Yes, I'm turning 13 today. *sob* So far I have been treated to a dewberry pancake breakfast courtesy of Monkey, my other siblings decorated my chair, and ladder with streamers. They look really awesome! Plus Mel even let me have pink Boobah to carry around for the rest of the day. Then they made really cute flowers out of tissue paper, one of the flowers is behind my ear at the moment. I love my brothers, and sisters! *Ha! I'm not going to be thirteen until 12:45!*

In my house I'm considered the Roach slayer , so whenever there's a roach terrorizing the not-so-innocent residence in our house no matter what time it is, I have to go kill it. There have been a lot of tree roaches around here lately so I have been in a constant Code Raid alert made for a while. Anyhow yesterday morning my mom woke me up at 4:00 to kill a roach that she had seen crawling in between the orange bag, and plates that Caterpillar had neglected to put away the night before. I wanted to get over with it as soon as possible, so I walked into the kitchen not knowing what kind of trouble I was getting into. As soon as I saw how huge that thing was I instantly felt afraid, and wanted to turn back and run to my bed. Curse that stupid brain of mine that decided to stay and face that absolutely ginormous roach ! *shudder* I'm still scared to think about it. Okay back to the story... Monkey was awakened by mom also but she's never much help when it comes ...

The other day my dad got one of those ad letters in the mail. It read, "You've won the grand prize! You can choose between a Porsche, or a Mustang!! Congratulations!!!" I thought he meant porch so I asked,"Why don't they just give you the whole house?" Then Monkey said," Yeah . Wait, is it a front porch or a back porch?" My dad looked disgusted and he told us that a Porsche is a car, and that people don't usually give away porches . See I learn new and interesting things everyday. *sigh* At least it happened at home so nobody else had to suffer through that horrible ordeal.

Today is Monkeys 12th birthday. Yes, we are both going to be 12 for the next month. Isn't that great? So this is for you Monkey. Sorry I just discovered that there is very few pictures of just you alone. Well Happy Birthday anyway!!!! Come here to wish her a happy birthday too! She's the tallest person in this picture. *sniff* This is what she had to wear when doing Taekwondo. It was completely white until she started exercising in it. Woo hoo! That was one of the funnest pictures ever to take. Wasn't it? (Is funnest a word?) I think she might love this family more than me. :( She is a true cheese-ball, but we all love her like that. These are her stick-figures, man they're very fancy! Beware: She is fierce when she has her cookie gun. Make no sudden movements when she has it in her hands. You have been warned. Seriously she gets really mean if you mess up the cookies. These are some of the things I know about you: Your favorite color is: Turquoise Your fav...