Awkward Moments: (How to Make Attractive People Think You're A Weirdo)

A couple months ago I was in the library at school. It was around finals, so I was dedicating myself to writing one of my research papers. I had been focused on the computer screen for at least three hours, when my mind began to wander (which is actually a long time for me, because I am easily distracted). As I looked around the library in boredom, my eyes fixed on the most gorgeous boy I have ever seen. My goodness, this boy was at least 6'2, with dark hair, blue eyes, and he was laughing so I could see that he had very white teeth. (Yes, I am still obsessed with teeth) I am ashamed to say that I had been gawking at him for at least two minutes, I may have even started drooling a little. Suddenly, he looks up and he starts staring back at me, then I was like, "oh crap", and proceeded to do the following:

It was seriously one of the most awkward moments of my life. I pretended to be looking for someone, then checked my phone to pretend like I was waiting for someone to come meet me. He totally knew I had been ogling him, so my pretending totally made it more obvious. Anyway, he continued staring at me with a perplexed look on his face, and whispering something to his friend. I quickly finished writing the rest of my paper, and practically sprinted out of the library in shame.

This is why I like the Internet. No one ever knows if you stare awkwardly at an attractive person, and nobody cares. Sometimes adjusting to real life is hard...