The Importance of Being Lauren

One day I was teasing one of the girls in my class about being so White and Nerdy , while she was teasing me about being a Graham Cracka! Just as we started to break out some Weird Al awesomeness these two girls came up behind us. We didn't want to completely embarrass ourselves by singing in front of people we didn't even know so we stopped and waited for them to leave. We were just waiting "patiently" when we heard them say this...... Girl 1 : Ow! You pushed me!! Girl 2 : Well you were supposed to stand Steadfast and Immovable ! Girl 1: *giggle* *snort* That was so funny. Girls 1&2: Exit the scene laughing and repeating everything that just happened. White and Nerdy and I turned and looked at each other with our mouths agape. I told her,"I'm sorry but you have just lost your title of White and Nerdy , and I now award it to them ." She said,"I'm going to have to agree with you Graham Cracka ." And then we walked away stumped on what

No offence to any devoted Edward fans!! Spoilers for those who have not read the books!!! There are a lot of speculations about Breaking Dawn. For example some people think that Angela will turn out to be a witch and she'll fall for Jacob, I personally think that's foolish! I mean really she could have used her "spells" to write all those letters in Eclipse instead of having Bella help her, and she is perfectly happy with Ben. This is what I hope will happen: Edward won't change Bella after all, the wedding won't happen because Edward will have second thoughts, or Bella will fall for another guy (named Jacob) and leave Edward, but then the guy will break her heart. But it will be too late to go back because Edward will be so heart broken that he'll decided that he couldn't go on living so he'll go back to the Volturi to kill him, but while he's there he will decided to join them instead. Then he will fall in love with one of the vampires he

This summer I've decided to educate my taste in books. I have already finished Romeo and Juliet, started Hamlet, and tried starting Wuthering Heights . Romeo and Juliet was pretty good, I thought it was kind of silly though, Hamlet is really hard to get into and even as I write I have an ever growing late-fee on it at the library, and Wuthering Heights ......um...Alright I'll confess I couldn't get into it because I was just reading it to say that I read it. *I finally made it to page four yesterday! Isn't that amazing?*

Almost every time I get into a car I hit my head on the door frame. The probability my hitting my head is 8 out of 10, yes I know that's really sad but it's completely true. On the way home from camp I had a splitting headache that only musicals could fix. You can probably guess why I had the headache but I'll tell you anyway. Okay I was distracted by a girl who was teasing me about the way I say buttons, which I pronounce buddins. It's not that different, is it ? I was telling her that I wasn't weird for saying buttons the way I do, and then SMACK!!!!!! It was so forceful that I fell backwards into the actual door, and then the crown that I was wearing painfully pressed into my scalp. (I now have a bump on my head from it.)*sigh* I had to endure friends teasing almost the whole way home.......

I had this dream a couple weeks ago but every time I carry my moms camera I'm reminded of this dream. In my dream I was wearing my awesome white "Does the shirt make my bass look fat?" shirt, and carrying my mom's camera but she wasn't at the blueberry farm. As I was picking I got blueberry juice on my shirt and I freaked out, Cameo volunteered to hold the camera for me while I washed in the bathrooms, but I wouldn't let her; so she followed me. The restrooms were for both boys and girls, no separation whatsoever. (That scared me most) As I was walking down the stairs Jams came up and told me in a very sophisticated voice,"You know there use to be stairs here, it was a total pain to come to the bathroom." I gave him my "What planet are you form" look and continued to descend down the stairs to the restrooms. When I got to the sink Cameo took the camera from me, as I tried to get it back she dropped it on purpose! I was completely horrifie

I got tagged by Whitney!! Okay here are the rules: You link back to the person who tagged you Post these rules on your Blog share six unimportant things about yourself Tag six random people at the end of your entry Let the tagged people know by leaving a comment on their blogs Enjoy the results! 6 Unimportant things about me.... 1. I've read each book in the Twilight series at least 6 times. 2. I love the Internet, and computer. 3. My favorite game is Monopoly because I always win. 4. Most of my friends in the home school group are boys. 5. I have a big mouth. 6. I don't like when people write JK and in parentheses just kidding as though I don't know it means. >:) I tag: Sister Face, Lauren Face, Cameo, Nadia, Brynn, Awesomeblossom.

Whoo!!! Girls Camp was the awesomest!!! Although it went way too fast. :( I learned so many things this year, and I also made a bunch of friends! On the way home Jazzy and I wrote new lyrics to The Sound of Music songs, and sang a butt load of other musical. We also did Rich Man, shaking included. It was a lot of fun. *I didn't get any major injuries at camp, most of them came on the way home!*

As usual I'm surprised that everything fit in my duffel bag! I started packing Monday night and didn't finish until last night. Last year I could barely get it off the ground, but this year I'm bringing my "Butt Purse" to put everything I couldn't fit in my duffel bag in, sadly I still can only get it a couple inches off the carpet and I hobble when I have to walk with it. "Butt Purse" is amazingly awesome, I'll post a picture of it when I get back! Whoo! I'm so ready for Girls Camp!!

Every time we try to take pictures of Reagan he turns around at the last second so that we always get pictures of his ginormous butt. My mom probably has hundreds of them! Are you wondering why his big honking booty isn't in the camera lens in this photo? Well if you are, it's because he decided to mix it up a little, so he started licking his rear-end . Nice Reagan..... real nice..........

Last November my mom found these beauties at the Magnolia Dollar General, where generally nothings ever a dollar, or even around a dollar. My mom was delighted to find that they were having a super mark down sale for everything they couldn't sell from the summer. From all that stuff I got a shirt to bead for my Apache Dance performance (that Monkey did for me), a Sponge Bob shirt (that I love and wear all the time), and these awesome not dollar..... not 50 cent..... but 10 cent thongs!! 10 cents ! Are you jealous now?

Friday afternoon my mom finally decided to satisfy her ongoing craving for Chinese food. As soon as we walked through those golden doors; and passed that smiling Buddha rubbing his own belly, I knew that it was going to be an odd meal. I was the source of entertainment in the beginning of the meal, because every time I ate a piece of sushi I would pile on the wasabi and pop it in my mouth. If you have ever had wasabi you will know what happened, for those of you that haven't it isn't pleasant at all! As the meal progressed I ate even more sushi and then I almost tried egg drop soup. I say almost because I got scared of the absolutely horrid smell. When we were all so full that we could hardly move; my mom bet Buster everything in her wallet to eat a octopus. While Buster went up to get it, I whined to my dad that nobody ever bets me to eat stuff he told me,"Well Sunbum it's because you'd eat anything . So it's not any fun to do it to you." Hm.. It's

Monday night my mom and I went to Wal-Mart. We of course were listening to the awesome station Upop on her XM radio. We were about 3 minutes away from the parking lot when the new Muse song came on (No, sadly I don't remember what it's called), my mom grudgingly kept it on just for me . It took about 5 minutes to park, because she couldn't get into the space right, even with me directing her. When she came out she told me,"It's all because of that horrible music you made me put on! You see it was so distracting that I couldn't park right." I of course just laughed and teased her about it throughout the whole store. There you go Muse music is so powerful that it can affect your driving!!! The horror!

It's only two weeks until Girls Camp! With my excitement comes the fears of forgetting my toothbrush again, or not packing enough underwear. Last year I had a dream that I forgot to pack underwear, so that's why I'm scared I'll forget one of the most important things! Have any of you had the pre-camp fear?

Saturday evening my mom made a delicious dinner which consisted of rigatoni, salad, watermelon, and biscuits . During dinner I decided that it would be polite to compliment my mom so I told her,"Hey, mom these biscuits are really good!" I thought I was being nice, but suddenly she looked upset and asked,"What about the rigatoni? All I did with the biscuits was put them in the oven!" I felt my face go crimson while I tried to make things better by saying,"Well I think all of it is good, especially your rigatoni. I just really liked the biscuits ." Thankfully my siblings all came to my rescue and started complimenting the rigatoni also. It's not my fault that I love Pillsbury stuff, I would have taken credit for it!