The Importance of Being Lauren

This girl is very nice, but she dumbs herself down to impress the boys. (I'm not quite sure why ) So this post is not against her, and I'm not trying to be mean. Yesterday one of the rude boys in my class asked the girl mentioned above,"Hey, did you know that I have a pet ferret?" "A ferret!” she exclaimed in a valley girl voice that I usually only hear in movies . "Isn't that like a half bird thing?" All the rude boys laughed so hard that they fell of their rear ends. "What?", cried the girl in a fake pitiful (valley girl) voice. "I know that ferrets are half bird, half rat animals!" I was so shocked that somebody would actually say something like that! The shock was so great that I couldn't move from the doorway where I was attempting to make my escape from those people. (I use the term people lightly, they're more like savages.) Her absolutely brilliant response to what the rude boys said next was,"*giggle* ...

Oh my goodness!!!!!! A couple minutes ago at dinner I had this terrible experience that I hope will never be subjected to ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You see I was just absentmindedly enjoying my ravioli at dinner, and my mom who had already finished hers was going through the grocery bags and exclaimed,"Papi, I see that you've bought this lovely loofah for yourself. What's that all about?" My dad got defensive about his new ugly loofah and said,"Well I was tired of using that puny white spongy so I had to get this ." Suddenly I heard in a faint voice the description of "puny white spongy". "Wait a minute........" I thought to myself; that sounds just like my spongy, the one that I bought for camp...............(all of this thinking only took a second) And then............ "Noooooooooooo!!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!!! That's my spongy!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!!!! You scrubbed your nasty butt with the spo...