The Importance of Being Lauren

There is a ten year old boy at Kung-Fu that I call "Little Kevin". Little Kevin fascinates me because he reminds me of me (and a bit like an old lady) for some of these reasons: He gets hurt all the time, he is dorky, he never misses an opportunity to complain, and he talks a whole lot. So now that you know a little bit about him I will proceed to tell you what happened on Monday...... I was standing in line and getting ready to do a jump kick when Little Kevin came to my side and whispered in my ear,"That boy over there (a four year old) asked me if I was going to KISS you." " What ?!! Wait... What ?!!" I exclaimed in surprise. I didn't know exactly what to do or say to him so I pushed him away and said,"Kevin pay attention!!! And stop talking!!!" He did what I told him to do, but then he came and talked to me after class......

Yes, it's yet another stinky deodorant complaint. Last time it was Monkey's horrible smelling "Fresh Arctic Apple" deodorant, sadly this time it is completely worse because it's times two! My dad yet again bought horrible smelling deodorant. But not only for Monkey, but also for poor Caterpillar! He got Caterpillar All Natural Patchouli deodorant. I can't can't put into words how bad that smells! It's horrible! I'm sure that there is a warning label on there that we missed that reads," Warning : This deodorant is guaranteed to make everyone within 24 feet of you want to run away or faint from your overpowering smell. Not recommended for anyone that has a boyfriend, fiance, or any other relationship that you want to keep..... " I don't think it is any accident that Caterpillar often "forgets" to put on deodorant most of the time. Do you? *I thought deodorant is supposed to make you smell better not worse!*

In the front of our neighborhood we have a sign that the "Home-Owners Association" puts announcements on. Can you guess what this months was? No, probably not. All it said was a boring "Happy April Fools Day". I was totally outraged at this lame sign, and I wanted to do something about it. I told my mom," I could do so much better than that!" This is what the sign would look like is I was in-charge...... " Christmas Parade this Saturday @ 10:00 come and meet Santa! (Be sure to dress warmly) April Fools Suckers! Have they no creativity whatsoever? I guess there's always next year. By the way I hope you have a great April Fools day. *Can you guess what my April Fools thing is?*