What Was THAT All About?!

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There is a ten year old boy at Kung-Fu that I call "Little Kevin". Little Kevin fascinates me because he reminds me of me (and a bit like an old lady) for some of these reasons: He gets hurt all the time, he is dorky, he never misses an opportunity to complain, and he talks a whole lot.

So now that you know a little bit about him I will proceed to tell you what happened on Monday......

I was standing in line and getting ready to do a jump kick when Little Kevin came to my side and whispered in my ear,"That boy over there (a four year old) asked me if I was going to KISS you." "What?!! Wait...What?!!" I exclaimed in surprise. I didn't know exactly what to do or say to him so I pushed him away and said,"Kevin pay attention!!! And stop talking!!!" He did what I told him to do, but then he came and talked to me after class......

Comments

  1. ¿나디아?January 29, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    ha! and you said your talent was making people angry see its not is making people love you in weird ways that gross me out! :P

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  2. ¿나디아?January 29, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    soo... this must have been the reason for such talking awkwardness with me Wednesday....

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  3. ¿나디아?January 29, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    yay first to post on this nice night!

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  4. LaurenJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:13 AM

    Nadia: I have two talents then.....

    No, I just couldn't think of anything to talk about. But if you asked me that I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to talk to you!

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  5. WhitneyJanuary 30, 2009 at 7:29 AM

    So, no first kiss that day :( He must have been very brave, and really wanted to kiss you it sounds like :) Why else would he come up and tell you that? :D Have fun in Kung Fu next time, maybe he'll ask if he can hug you instead :)

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  6. ¿나디아?January 30, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    nice whitney..... lol!

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  7. Future Crazy Cat LadyFebruary 1, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    So scandalous! I am never going to that kung-fu place.

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  8. UnknownFebruary 2, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    ...and I bet it smells like cotton candy.

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  9. Nancy FaceFebruary 3, 2009 at 6:35 AM

    I'll say one thing in defense of the big mouth dorky kid who likes older women:

    He has REALLY good taste! :D

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  10. LaurenFebruary 3, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    Whitney: Uh....The kid is ten, and I don't want to hug/see/talk/or kiss him! End of story . *ewww*

    Cameo: I know it is! :)

    Sister Face: Ahhhhhhh! My eyes! Not to mention: He was mean about my haircut so he is sooo not getting me to like him in this century!!!

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