Are You As Pretty As A Goat?

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Yesterday as we were piling in the truck to go to church I was exiled to the cab of the truck, that of course meant that I had to share booty-space with the "little people". In the short time that I was back there I found out that they all enjoy playing telephone and having weird messages. Mel-Smells weird message was directed to me, her sweet voice whispered into my ear and said,"Sunbum is as pretty as a goat!!!!" "What?!! I don't have a beard like they do!!!" I exclaimed in surprise. Later she told me that she thought goats were very cute, and pretty. So maybe it was a compliment........

Comments

  1. HannahkinJanuary 5, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    FIRST!!!

    i love those weird message games. and goats could be cute, i guess...

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  2. StaceyJanuary 6, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    I wish I was as pretty as a goat.

    *pout*

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  3. ¿나디아?January 6, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    Okay,....
    thats just plane wired!>......

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  4. Nancy FaceJanuary 8, 2009 at 11:03 PM

    I like goats! ;)

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  5. Future Crazy Cat LadyJanuary 10, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Well I think you're at least 1.5 times prettier than a goat. (in yo face Mel-Smells, my compliments are better!!!)

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  6. BrynnJanuary 19, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    haha, I have to share share booty-space with the "little people" every day(:

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  7. BrynnJanuary 19, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    do you have a facebook?

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  8. LaurenJanuary 19, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Brynn: I kind of like it....But I know that they despise it!

    Uh....No.

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  9. WhitneyJanuary 22, 2009 at 7:02 AM

    Goats are pretty awesome. Besides, pretty is in that sentence. Nothing bad can come from Pretty.

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