Freak secret...Toothbrush edition

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As most of you know I'm completely and utterly obsessed with my teeth. But does anybody know why? Nope. But I'm going to write about it today. So then you can say,"Pshaw, I knew that a long time ago. That's so old news." Do want to be able to say that? If you do read on....

The disgusting reason why I'm obsessed.......
Last year when I went to Girls Camp I made list after list of things to bring. After all my preparing, and craziness I forgot to list an very important essential. My toothbrush!!!! Of course when actually remembered it I was well on my way to camp. Needless to say I panicked. But sadly I couldn't do anything but worry. For the whole week I had to clean mouth with mouth wash! It was absolutely horrid. I was afraid to talk to anybody, in fear that they would comment on my breath, or die because it was so bad. I was so thankful when my secret sister gave me mint gum. The moment I got home I made a solemn promise that I would never do that again, and then my toothbrush and I finally cleaned the weeks worth of camp food out of my teeth. *yuck* Ever since that day I have been obsessed with white, and clean teeth.

The end.......

Comments

  1. Future Crazy Cat LadyMarch 27, 2008 at 3:13 PM

    first!

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  2. Future Crazy Cat LadyMarch 27, 2008 at 3:14 PM

    I'm so sorry you were put through an experience THAT tramatic!

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  3. BrynnMarch 27, 2008 at 7:48 PM

    lol, im obsessed with my teeth too, last year i got like 20 comments like "vampire teeth!" or "what's wrong with your teeth?" it was extremely embarrassing, now whenever i talk or laugh, i find myself covering my teeth....:(

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  4. LaurenMarch 27, 2008 at 7:49 PM

    Oh. That's sad. :(

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  5. LaurenMarch 27, 2008 at 7:51 PM

    I'm glad nobody does that to me. I wouldn't do that to you! We can be obsessed with our teeth together. That would be awesome!

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  6. Nancy FaceMarch 28, 2008 at 6:17 AM

    GOODNESS GRIEFOUS!!!

    Okay...I'm one of those people who can say "I know exactly how you feel" and actually be telling the truth! I'm SERIOUS!

    I have been a crazy lady camp leader just about every year since the beginning of time, and one summer I did the same thing! I almost DIED when I realized I'd forgotten my toothbrush! And I didn't even have any stinkin' mouthwash! AAAGGGHHH!!! I scrubbed my teeth with my washcloth the whole time I was there, and let me tell ya...it didn't do much good AT ALL!

    SICK-NAST! UGH! DOG BREATH! :0

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  7. elasticwaistbandladyMarch 28, 2008 at 7:36 AM

    At least you didn't forget to bring along Julie with you. That might have been worse.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 28, 2008 at 4:06 PM

    I know, I should go emo like you :) lol jk

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  9. LaurenMarch 29, 2008 at 7:12 AM

    Oh my goodness! I can't believe that that happened to somebody else! I feel a lot better now. I'm very sorry that happened to you Sister Face.

    Mom: No it wouldn't have been. >:(

    A.B:Yes! You should.

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  10. Busy Bee LaurenMarch 29, 2008 at 8:53 AM

    Your mom is right. Leaving a Julie behind would have been way worse...trust me I have been there.

    I too am obsessed with teeth. It becomes a more serious issue when you have a boyfriend haha.

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  11. BrynnMarch 29, 2008 at 9:16 AM

    btw- I was signed in as my sista up there ACKKKK!

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  12. AnonymousMarch 29, 2008 at 6:41 PM

    you should take this to doctor phil

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  13. LaurenMarch 30, 2008 at 6:50 AM

    What would he do. I know I'm weird, I don't need him to tell me that on national TV. But it's the thought that counts here! :)

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  14. Tori :)March 31, 2008 at 9:19 AM

    Ok I'm a little slow- I had no clue you were Elastic's daughter. I've seen you around, but never came to your blog until now. Cool!

    I would be warped by that experience too. I brush my teeth like 4-5 times a day. I'm not sure why. I just like to. :)

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