Another crazy thing that came out of my crazy mouth!

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Warning:This post contains an atrocious name, and mention of Hepatitis numerous times.

A couple years ago our home school choir did a "Patriotic themed presentation". Everybody dressed accordingly, I wore my special patriotic visor that says "Princess Sunbum!" All the families were required to bring cookies. Needless to say there was a butt load of them. After the show was finished I went to go and snack with my friend Hannah Banana, and her friend Francisca. Alright, I don't remember the girls name. I guess I could have given her a better name but I'd rather not. As we were eating Francisca's brother ran up to us and told her,"This cookie is gross. I don't want it. Do you?" She took it, she took one bite, and made a nasty face. Then she turned to Hannah Banana and handing her the cookie. Hannah surprised me by taking a bite too! I couldn't contain my disgust and I said,"Hannah! By sharing food that other people have already bitten you're going to get Hepatitis B! Do you want to get Hepatitis?" They both looked at me like I was crazy, and asked me what Hepatitis was. I happily explained it, just to get appalled gasps from both of them. I can't believe I said that to them. I don't think I had any tact back then.

Comments

  1. Future Crazy Cat LadyMarch 9, 2008 at 6:11 PM

    F to the I to the R to the S to the T. That's right I'm first! Muah ha ha ha!

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  2. Future Crazy Cat LadyMarch 9, 2008 at 6:14 PM

    Now that I've actually read your post I can say:

    That's what I would've done. I have a friend at school that I frequently "explain" things to(because she is so naive).

    P.S.: I'm second

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  3. Future Crazy Cat LadyMarch 9, 2008 at 6:15 PM

    And THIRD. In yo' face. In yo' mama's face.

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  4. Nancy FaceMarch 9, 2008 at 11:36 PM

    Well, you could have yelled something like "EWWW! Poison dog lips!" like Lucy does with Snoopy.

    THAT would be tactless, haha! ;)

    Francisca is my mother's name. (Not really!)

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  5. WhitneyMarch 10, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    Ha ha. I read Francisca and thought of Fresca and now I'm really craving some... :)

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  6. BrynnMarch 10, 2008 at 3:56 PM

    Geez "Sunbum" Butt, cookies, gasp, and hepatitis all in the same paragraph! I think I am going to go throw up now.... ;)

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  7. Busy Bee LaurenMarch 11, 2008 at 9:08 AM

    hahahah! You are awesome! That's something I would do...and I am 20! I always say foolish things. It is fun to get a rise out of people. Keep saying crazy stuff!

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  8. LaurenMarch 11, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    Lauren: That makes me feel better!

    Brynn: I know. Isn't it awesome? I'll go get the trash can for you!

    Cam: My mama doesn't care. So in yo' face.

    Sister Face: I don't like Lucy. And I was a little worried when I saw what you wrote at first. Thank goodness your mothers name isn't Francisca!

    Whitney: Hm...I didn't even think about that. Now I'm craving. Thanks!

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  9. Future Crazy Cat LadyMarch 11, 2008 at 7:58 PM

    I kinda like the name Francisca, and I love Fresca!

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  10. AnonymousMarch 14, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    Fresca is good, but I don't enjoy triscits

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