The Importance of Being Lauren

Today I'm going to Blog about a few of my many cuts, and burns. Just so you know all of them were self-inflicted while cooking. Face: I was taking my cereal out of the microwave but I got distracted for a second, and when I looked up the bowl fell on my face. It hurt so bad, I can remember the pain vividly. I cried for a long time, when I finished my dad applied a black cream to help stop the scarring. I had to wear the ugly black cream on my face for a long time. I'm happy to say that I don't have any residue from that incident. I was glad to know that I wouldn't be like the Phantom of the Opera . I don't think I could stand wearing a mask. Index finger: I was cooking grilled cheese sandwiches for my siblings, yet again I got distracted. Buster had said something funny for once so I was laughing really hard, and then I felt it. The burning sensation swept across my finger. I was in shock for a moment, and then I screamed a scream that would put all the scream-o s...

Yes! That's right. I had a weird dream last night! So that means Weird Dream Monday is now in session........ So in the beginning of the dream I was studying. *I know that's nightmare enough but that's not the scary part.* My bedroom window was open but I didn't think anything about it. As I was walking out of the room Caterpillar ran into me, she just kept walking without apologizing. I thought it was weird because she usually makes a big deal about apologizing, but I walked away without saying anything. Later that evening she ran into the living room, screaming, and stomping her feet. She looked possessed, and mad. I was scared, and shaking as she walked right up to me, and yelled in my face,"It's all your fault! Someone robbed you because you left the window open!" I tried to yell,"You're the one that stole it I saw you!" But I couldn't because then a bunch of roaches came falling down on me. I woke up with a start! I had goosebu...

Today I had the opportunity to see The Spiderwick Chronicles , and Jumper . Here are my reviews of both.... Spiderwick Chronicles It may not have been exactly like the books but it was close enough. It made me cry, laugh, and sit on the edge of my seat in anticipation. I think that it was one of the greatest movies ever! The only thing I didn't like was that they made it a lot sweeter than the books. The books were pretty negative, and I liked it. I highly recommend this movie to all of you! * Sigh* I think that Freddie Highmore is adorable playing his own twin. I love the Spiderwick Chronicles! Jumper This is one of the worst movies of all time. It moved slowly, it didn't explain anything, and it didn't make sense. The dude was full of himself, and put other people in danger because of his stupidity. The movie trailers made it look so good, but sadly it wasn't. The only part that was remotely good was the parts with Griffin in it. Griffin was the only sensibl...

Thank you Cam! I can't believe you did it so fast, and that you used your valuable computer time to make this award. I'm so *sniff* honored. I also appreciate you letting me borrow your copy of Pride and Prejudice . *I know that you miss kissing Collin Firths face* But I'm almost to the middle it, so it'll be back home soon. Rock on Mr. Darcy ! I loveth thou. *sigh* I do truly. Anyway I would like to pass this award on to the following: Sister Face, Lauren, Mom, Monkey, Brynn, Whitney, and if I can I give this award back to Cam. *sob* I have the greatest friends!

This is the semi-positive side of turning 13. Yes this is as positive as it's going to get. So on with the list....... 5. I can regularly watch PG13 movies. (It's not like I want to, I haven't watched a good movie in a long time. I sincerely doubt that PG13 movies are better.) 4. It'll be one year before I can start Seminary! (I can hardly wait!) 3. I can join the "special" group of girls that are already 13 . (They all sit in a corner and call it their seats. *gag* Never! You'd have to kill me first to make me sit over there.) 2. I still have 4 months to wait! *exhale* That's a really good thing. 1. And the number one thing is......... Monkey and I will be twelve for a whole stinky month. So when I turn 13 I'll finally be older than her again! *Hallelujah* *I know it's a while till my birthday but Ms. Cat Lady brought it up yesterday. Oh! And she may be 13 but she's not in the little group . I don't actually notice a difference. I...

Thank you so much for giving me this award Sister Face! Needless to say I'm very excited about it! I'll ask my mom to put it in my sidebar as soon as possible! Thank you also to Cam for the Laffy Taffy award! I'll put the picture up soon. I would also like to than Whitney for the award! And to share the Bloggy love...... I would a like to pass this award on to Cam, Whitney, Brynn, Lauren, and Sister Face.

Weird Dream Monday is now in session. I am aware that it is Wednesday but I had a really weird dream last night! So on with the dream...... Last night I had a dream with the door doll in it! It began how it always does. I was laying in my bed, and then she floated up to my bed. As usual I tried screaming but I couldn't, unlike the other dreams she came right next to me. The moment she came next to me she giggled in my ear, and then I wasn't in my room anymore. Needless to say I was scared out of my wits! I finally realized that I was outside, and she had turned into a toy. She started telling me about her plan to be a toy, and take control over children. Then my siblings came stampeding out of the house and started playing with her. I tried to stop them but sadly they couldn't hear me. She got really angry with me for trying to expose her for what she is and she turned back to her regular form. She knocked me down with her braids, and then everything started spinning. W...

My new Sunday school class is huge ! There's also a lot of noisy boys in the class, and I'm one of the few people that pays attention to the lessons. Yesterday they were louder than ever! So our teacher decided to have a President , and arranged seating. I was voted into the primaries against my will. I was up against Ms. Sades, and Stinky Steve. Stinky Steve had all the boys except for one vote for him, and Ms. Sades only had three votes including her own. I won by one vote! Stinky Steve could have won if he didn't tease Evil Bob so much. Yes! Evil Bob voted for me! I was very surprised! I didn't really want to be President , but I didn't want anyone else to be President. Needless to say I gladly accepted! Sadly after the vote our teacher also made us sit in arranged seating. I got the spot next to Wacky Zac, Stinky Steve, and Toothy. Argh! They're the loudest of all the boys! I'm a really big suck-up so I answer all the questions, but every time I...

Last night we did Karaoke night for Mutual. Before we started singing we had lesson about the importance of listening to good, and positive music. She told me that I shouldn't listen to depressing music. Well that's good to know! Now I'm going to listen to my "emo" play list. After that interesting lesson we started singing. Nobody wanted to sing alone so we went up in pairs. Cam wanted to sing Bowling for Soup's snazzy song " 1985". That was the only song that I knew all the words to so I went up with her. Everyone sang along with us until we got to the part where he talks about her shaking her azz on the top of the car. Guess who forgot to stop at that part? Yup! That's right. Me ! It took me a second to realize what I had said. When I looked around I could see all the girls looking slack-jawed at me. Finally to break the silence Cam said,"You see, this is what happens when you listen to music with bad lyrics. You say things that yo...

I don't really like hiking. The reason for that is that I always trip, get bitten by bugs, and crash into trees. I'm not kidding either! But if they bring M&M trail mix I'm in! My love for M&M trail mix began two years ago at H-E-B camp. We went with our home school group. On the first day there we had to go hiking, and identify a bunch of insects. I was groaning to myself as they passed out the water, and trail mix. I wasn't a big fan of trail mix, I thought it was way too salty. But who cares what I think? So we started the hike after we took some pictures. By the middle of the trail I was scratched from head to toe from falling. I also crashed into a couple low branches on the way back to camp. By the time we stopped to snack, the M&M's were melted. It was pretty hard to eat! But the second I was able to get some in my mouth it seemed as if all my problems just melted away. Then I was able to make it back without anymore injuries! I love M&M tra...