Porsche or Porch?

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The other day my dad got one of those ad letters in the mail. It read,"You've won the grand prize! You can choose between a Porsche, or a Mustang!! Congratulations!!!" I thought he meant porch so I asked,"Why don't they just give you the whole house?" Then Monkey said,"Yeah. Wait, is it a front porch or a back porch?" My dad looked disgusted and he told us that a Porsche is a car, and that people don't usually give away porches. See I learn new and interesting things everyday. *sigh* At least it happened at home so nobody else had to suffer through that horrible ordeal.

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  1. ¿나디아?April 20, 2008 at 8:38 AM

    that sounds funny

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  2. WhitneyApril 21, 2008 at 8:18 AM

    "Why don't they just give you the whole house?" he he :) That's pretty funny, I bet that was a fun moment!!! I can't believe you haven't heard of a Porsche before!

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  3. WhitneyApril 21, 2008 at 8:18 AM

    Oopsies, I posted that twice!!! :S

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  4. BrynnApril 21, 2008 at 4:00 PM

    Hehe, niiice.

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  5. Future Crazy Cat LadyApril 21, 2008 at 5:43 PM

    Ha! I love misunderstandings! They are the fruit of life!

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  6. LaurenApril 22, 2008 at 12:29 PM

    Hey that was a year ago! It was also months before my brother got into cars, and could tell me everything about them. :(

    Yes they ae Cameo, yes they are......

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  7. Nancy FaceApril 23, 2008 at 6:28 AM

    I like my porch lots more than I like Porsches. ;)

    But if somebody offered me a MUSTANG in exchange for my porch, I'd take it before they could change their mind! :)

    I want a red one!

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  8. LaurenApril 23, 2008 at 12:55 PM

    Mustang's are awesome! I wouldn't care what color it was.

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