The Importance of Being Lauren

Lately I've had a hard time sleeping because the dreams I have are so weird!!! Having A Hero Inside Does Not Mean You're An X-Men- I was in the movie theater with two of my siblings and watching an X-Men movie. About half way through the movie it froze and wouldn't play! Then my dad came into the theater and yelled at me,"It's all you're fault!!! There are professionals that are supposed to play the movie, why couldn't you wait?!!" I didn't have a clue as to why it was my fault so I turned to my dad and said,"I didn't do anything, I have no idea why you're yelling at me but I'm leaving!" I woke up as soon as I walked out of the theater...... After using the bathroom, and finally falling asleep again the next dream started: I was running for my life! People were shooting at me, and I was dodging the bullets. I was wearing the most uncomfortable looking outfit, it was a dress like thing, that was long and really heavy. After ru...

The first time I had ever heard the term,"I work Graveyards" was at my friend Whitney's Blog. When I saw that I thought,"Whitney? Really? I never thought that she would ever work around dead people. That doesn't really sound like something she would do....." I proceeded to think about what exactly you would do if you worked Graveyards and these are the things I came up with: Security guard (to prevent grave robbers from um..robbing), grave digger, and grave robber (No, Whitney I didn't think you were any of these things. They were just ideas). Sadly before I could Wiki it the Internet stopped working. So then I figured that Whitney was a Security guard at the grave yard (that didn't seem likely, but it had a better possibility then the rest), and that was the end of it. I didn't think about it again until I was with my mom and I heard someone else use that term on the radio. I finally decided to ask my mom what exactly "Working Graveyards...

First of all: I'm pointing at Martin K. I am not holding hands with him!!!! Sorry, that's what it looked like to me...... Anyway . Just look at how happy I am to be with him, I mean he's a famous historical figure and stuff!!!!! (Sadly, Martin K. can not change his facial expressions so he can't show the excitement he's feeling inside to have me take a picture with him!) Martin K. and I go wwwaaaayyy back, to about a year ago......That's a long time right?

Behold, the latest dorky thing that I have done.......... Cameo and I were partners for our Young Women class a couple weeks ago, and the lesson was on "How To Be In The World, Not Of It". So each group had to choose a scroll and read the problem on it, and then come up with a solution. I was still embarrassed from something I had said earlier so Cameo went up and got our scroll, when she came back she whispered,"I have a good feeling about this one, it was totally calling out to me!" As she was unrolling it my heart sank when I saw the title was "Chastity and Virtue".... I chose to go last because I had to read about "Chastity". My face was burning when I got up to the front and started reading. I wasn't paying attention to the things that I was reading and I started to let my mind wander, and then I heard myself say,"You should not commit " sexual transmissions "!" That's when I heard the gasps, and then the burst of...

One of my bad habits is that when I talk I get distracted very easily, and then I say things that I really don't mean. This is the most recent incident....."Oh, really that's horrible? My grandfather died from a haircut also!!" Then everybody in the car that I was in started laughing hysterically, and then I realized what I had said. Sadly it was too late to correct myself.....Last week at Mutual one of the girls said to another who wasn't there the day of my embarrassing mistake,"Yeah. Well Sunbum's grandfather died of a haircut!! *giggle* I wonder how bad it was....." Of course the other girl almost wet her pants from laughing so hard much to my horror then everyone else wanted to no what was so funny. Yes, yet again everybody laughs at me and not with me. They laugh, and laugh, and laugh until it grows old, and I say something else dorky that they can laugh at...... *What I meant to say was "heartattack". And in my defence I was still th...

I had this dream a couple weeks ago but every time I carry my moms camera I'm reminded of this dream. In my dream I was wearing my awesome white "Does the shirt make my bass look fat?" shirt, and carrying my mom's camera but she wasn't at the blueberry farm. As I was picking I got blueberry juice on my shirt and I freaked out, Cameo volunteered to hold the camera for me while I washed in the bathrooms, but I wouldn't let her; so she followed me. The restrooms were for both boys and girls, no separation whatsoever. (That scared me most) As I was walking down the stairs Jams came up and told me in a very sophisticated voice,"You know there use to be stairs here, it was a total pain to come to the bathroom." I gave him my "What planet are you form" look and continued to descend down the stairs to the restrooms. When I got to the sink Cameo took the camera from me, as I tried to get it back she dropped it on purpose! I was completely horrifie...

In my house I'm considered the Roach slayer , so whenever there's a roach terrorizing the not-so-innocent residence in our house no matter what time it is, I have to go kill it. There have been a lot of tree roaches around here lately so I have been in a constant Code Raid alert made for a while. Anyhow yesterday morning my mom woke me up at 4:00 to kill a roach that she had seen crawling in between the orange bag, and plates that Caterpillar had neglected to put away the night before. I wanted to get over with it as soon as possible, so I walked into the kitchen not knowing what kind of trouble I was getting into. As soon as I saw how huge that thing was I instantly felt afraid, and wanted to turn back and run to my bed. Curse that stupid brain of mine that decided to stay and face that absolutely ginormous roach ! *shudder* I'm still scared to think about it. Okay back to the story... Monkey was awakened by mom also but she's never much help when it comes ...

Weird Dream Monday is now in session. I am aware that it is Wednesday but I had a really weird dream last night! So on with the dream...... Last night I had a dream with the door doll in it! It began how it always does. I was laying in my bed, and then she floated up to my bed. As usual I tried screaming but I couldn't, unlike the other dreams she came right next to me. The moment she came next to me she giggled in my ear, and then I wasn't in my room anymore. Needless to say I was scared out of my wits! I finally realized that I was outside, and she had turned into a toy. She started telling me about her plan to be a toy, and take control over children. Then my siblings came stampeding out of the house and started playing with her. I tried to stop them but sadly they couldn't hear me. She got really angry with me for trying to expose her for what she is and she turned back to her regular form. She knocked me down with her braids, and then everything started spinning. W...

A couple nights ago I was laying in my bed reading as usual. Suddenly my younger sister burst into the room being chased by Crazy Cowboy. They were fighting each other for a talking lamb. It is the most annoying toy ever!! Anyway she begged me to keep it in my bed. I took it, they forgot about the toy and went to sleep. It was really late when I finally finished reading, that meant that I was the only person awake.( Which was bad because, the book that I was reading had a scary part in it that stuck in my mind.) So I turned off the light and climbed into bed. I turned over and then I heard a voice. I froze in fear! Then I started calling out my sisters names, even though I knew perfectly well that they were asleep. I was so scared! I frantically started looking around the dark room to find what was talking. Then I felt the lamb from under me and threw it across the room. Then I was debating with myself which was stupider being scared of the talking lamb, or not remembering to put it aw...