The Man-crush series episode No. 1

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There's a crazy dude in Kung-Fu that my family and I call Man-Crush. The following is the reasons that he's crazy, and the first of many stories behind his name......

It all started one Monday evening Kung-Fu class, I was minding my own business and doing what my teacher told me to do; when I noticed a guy in the corner that I had never seen before. He was watching ogling Kevin do jump-kicks with two other kids and telling the dude next to him,"Kevin is so awesome! I mean he teaches and he's still at the top of his game! When I tried to teach I always forget things, but I mean Kevin, well Kevin is totally at the top of his game!!". When Master J. finally let Kevin take a break he was completely red in the face, and breathing really hard. Then Man-Crush came up to him like an excited puppy while waving the Powerade and saying,"Kevin! Kevin! Do you want some Powerade?" Kevin responded by telling him,"No, *huff* thanks *puff* man.....*gasp*" Man-Crush just sighed thoughtfully and walked back to stretch in his little corner at the back of the room.

Stay tuned for the next episode in the Man-Crush series.........

Comments

  1. ¿나디아?July 16, 2008 at 6:46 PM

    sound like u like kevin.0_o

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  2. LaurenJuly 17, 2008 at 7:02 AM

    Oohh...Sunbum has no idea whatsoever of what you're talking about. :)

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  3. LaurenJuly 17, 2008 at 4:27 PM

    By the way I don't!!

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  4. ¿나디아?July 17, 2008 at 7:41 PM

    i think u like kevin sunbum.

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  5. elasticwaistbandladyJuly 17, 2008 at 8:32 PM

    Sunbumm and Mancrush can be a matched set like salt&pepper shakers or bookends....with Kevin in the middle, of course.

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  6. LaurenJuly 18, 2008 at 6:07 AM

    What? Nadia I think you're still tierd from yesterday!



    Mom: Ha! Wow mom I had never thought of that. Very interesting...

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  7. ¿나디아?July 18, 2008 at 7:11 AM

    no.

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  8. ¿나디아?July 18, 2008 at 9:02 AM

    i still think u like kevin because u had to be watching him to know that and tell this story.about him and man crush.:)elasticwaistbandlady u are right but they both still like kevin!

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  9. ¿나디아?July 19, 2008 at 8:23 AM

    very much.

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  10. ¿나디아?July 19, 2008 at 9:16 AM

    you really have a lot of kevin post sun bum

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  11. LaurenJuly 21, 2008 at 7:07 AM

    No, I don't...It's just your imagination telling you I do! By the way I've only posted about him three times. :)

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  12. ¿나디아?July 22, 2008 at 8:09 AM

    that a lot of times. :)

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  13. LaurenJuly 28, 2008 at 7:15 AM

    No!! It's is not!!

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