Just as I suspected! Those false advertisements!

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My Dad bought Monkey deodorant a couple months ago. It's supposed to be Fresh Arctic apple. Yeah right. Every time she puts it on the whole room smells like it. It's a horrible smell. This is what it smells like: Month old rotten green apples, combined with stinky socks, with a little sugar to make it smell sickly sweet too. I hate being in the room when shes getting dressed because its aroma is nauseating! I wonder what she'll get next time. Peach breeze, or Tropic pineapple? I don't even want to know what those smell like!

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  1. Future Crazy Cat LadyDecember 19, 2007 at 10:43 AM

    Ooo! Yummy! You should try NEW Seductive Skunk it will keep your nose...um...clear of...mucus

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  2. BrynnDecember 19, 2007 at 5:45 PM

    ACKKKK! I HATE THOSE!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. LaurenDecember 26, 2007 at 7:11 PM

    Me too! Well obviously!

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